Cusqueña

(The Wolf)
Value Score: B
-Last Beer Standing Score: 550
-If this was an animal: Alpaca, I was in Peru...what other animal are you expecting me to say...
-Re-up? Well, it was pretty much the only beer I drank the whole time down there, so yes in the near future.
-Notes: The main beer consumed in Peru from my limited experience.

Rating System

The following is a description of the key components of our rating system:

-Value Score:
-Last Beer Standing Score:
-If this was an animal:
-Re-up?
-Notes:

-Value Score: Taking into consideration price and deliciousness, from A being "lets do this" to F being "lets not do this."

-Last Beer Standing Score: This is our score from 85 to 750, 85 being so horrible you wouldn't recommend it to someone that you wanted to recommend something horrible to, and 750 something that is so amazing that its amazing.

-If this was an animal: beer, anthropomorphically speaking.

-Re-up? would you buy it again in the near future, rather then in the far future when you forgot what you had.

-Notes: Notes-

And when we Say R, we mean one guy and when we say W, we mean the other guy, unless we use another initial, which could mean someone else entirely - basically, these are used when there is a difference in opinion

Left Hand Brewing Company: Imperial Stout

Brewed in: Longmont. Colorado
Price: ??? Gift pack from Total Beer and Wine
Value Score: D
5th beer of the night

Last Beer Standing Score:
R: 200
W: 415

If this was an animal:
R: probably a Siamese fighting fish, it's nice to have once but you'd never get it again
W: have you ever HAD a siamese fighting fish???
R: yeah my parents got me some and they just fight each other and die
R: I think it's more like a snake, something I wouldn't want in my house ever again

Re-up?
W: no
R: no


Notes:
10.4%
R: Not a fan of this flavor of beer, like waiting in line at the dentist's office cuz you know it's something you have to get through

Dominion: Dortmunder Lager

Brewed in: Dover, Delaware
Price: 8.49 for 6 pk @ Harris Teeter
Value Score:B-
Beer of the night: 4
Last Beer Standing Score: 550 (85-750)

Would you get it again?
W:No
R:Yes

If this was an animal: Beaver
W: A beaver because it is definitely a hard working beer
R: Why "hard working" and why "definitely!??"
W: It works and its cuddly - you can just drink it
R: ...

Notes:
A bit hoppy - a little bit tart almost. A good beginners beer - not an exotic taste.

Estrella Damm

Brewed in: Barcelona, Spain
Price: 7.99 for 6 pk @ Harris Teeter
Value Score: B

Last Beer Standing Score: 590

If this was an animal:
R: it's like badgers because i can dig it, which is how badgers get their foodstuff.
W: they are also a bit mischievous and sometimes their flesh is used for meat on kebabs

Notes:
First beer of the night, tired but sober.